I got the idea from eattheolives.

I spend, per year:
11.92 days at church
2.17 days in the shower
121.33 days asleep
30.33 days eating
6.5 days at Friday Bible study

{Day=24 hours.}

So the neighbour lady's husband definitely just thought our apartment was his and walked in.

A few minutes ago when I was lying on the floor, I reached back to pet Spot behind my head, and a hand touched my hand.

It took me a minute to realise it was my own hand.

Heart attack.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that six pounds of frozen corn when dried becomes one and a half pounds of corn.

Quite amazing.